Protista's avatar on the forums
Protista was an unusual creature that nobody ever figured out. He was a troll of the highest caliber and was a figure of fear among the denizens of The Chaos Theatre due to his status as an admin. He was known for:
- Changing his post count to exceed 2 billion.
- Giving himself roughly 75+ stars.
- Getting banned for trolling.
- Spouting out pointless nonsense.
- Changing his name to DWOMUWOMBWOMSWOMTWOMEWOMP, which Camelslayer sadly learned how to spell and pronounce.
- Becoming associated simply as "The Troll Admin".
- Simply being a Time Wizard.
- Apparently holding the keys to Botlantis; it is presumed that he is its gatekeeper.
- Breaking the Laws of Internet Physics. Twice.
- Changing his name to Space Olympics World Champion and increasing his star rating to 12 (and using smiling tennis balls as his stars).
- A list of other things.
After breaking the rules several times, Protista left the forums with no signal that he would come back.
The Creature's True IdentityEdit
According to a lost thread on V1, Protista is actually a friend of Krazier in real life. In fact, according to The Autarch of Flame himself he is just as much of a troll in real life as he is on the forum.
"Probably the only person I respect on the forum" - Souta
- "I thought, that his username was a poorly spelled attempt to spell Prostitute at first..." - Arulpragasam
- "I remember him once saying he was going to nuke Mr. Manhattan's penis. Or maybe I'm just going insane." - A Giant Sqirrel.